A Story of Machekur

Here's another story taken completely out of context, for our general amusement:

One time the Mice-Girls offered him some fat pudding, made of fish-roe mixed with oil. He ate so much that he could not eat any more, and fell asleep. They took a small bladder and fashioned it to the old man's anus. He awoke and went home, and on account of the quantity of oil he had swallowed, he had diarrhoea. So he would sit down and try to defecate; but when he stood up, no faeces were to be seen on the ground. In the meanwhile, after three or four attempts, he felt something heavy attached to his buttocks. He went to his wife and said "Machekur-woman! I tried to defecate, but it seems in vain, for I saw no faeces on the ground. Meantime I feel as if my intestines had one out my anus." "sit down!" said the woman. But he remained standing. "Sit down!" she again shouted, and he was much frightened, and flopped down upon a bench. The bladder burst, and the faeces flowed around. The end.

Tale was collected by Waldemar Borgoras from Mary Korkin, a Russianized Yukaghir women in Kolyma in 1896.   If you are interested in anus stories, there is another good on in the collection called "Sea-Wanderers."