A List of Words That Sound Dirty Yet Aren't

Porknell - (n)- a person as fat as a pig. Sample sentence, "My porknell of an ex-mother-in-law is as fat as a pig."

Smellsmock -(n)- A licentious man.

Wang-tooth -(n)- molar. "I went to the dentist to get an impacted wang-tooth removed."

Tutmouthed -(adj)- thick-lipped. "The tutmouthed actress adopted another Third-World baby."

Spitchcock - (n) - eel cooked w/ breadcrumbs. "This is the best spitchcock I have ever put into my tutmouthed face and chewed with my wang-teeth, said the smellsock with the porknell of an ex-mother-in-law."

Shittle - (adj) - unstable.

Murfles - (n) - freckles. "Jan Brady used lemon juice to try and remove her murfles."

Donge - (n) - mattress. "The smellsmock invited the shittle murfled - yet tutmouthed - porksnell to his house to try out his donge. Bad idea."
(it's a bad idea because she is both unstable and fat. If it was just one or the other, then maybe it would be a good idea, but together the combination is terrible).

Coverslut-(n) - an apron or garment used to keep from getting dirty. "Put on the coverslut, you tutmouthed porknell! I'm making spitchcock here!"

Penistone - (n) - a breed of sheep, also a village in england (pronounced "Pennyston"). "The smellsmock leered at the penistone."