January 22, 2009

Weird Hairy Females!

Cryptomundo has a great post about a monster stalking the Caucasus here!

The post taken from an article in the newspaper Pravda. Pravda has turned into something else lately. The online Russian version has gone completely tabloid, and is painful to read. The English language edition, though, is wonderful and wacky. It reads like a poorly edited edition of The Onion, if the Onion were written by Anti-Western slavophiles!

My favorite headlines from today's edition:
  • Russia to retrieve its status of world's strongest superpower
  • The mother of all paradoxes: The American Social System
  • US economy to collapse before something improves
  • The Absurd Persistance of Domination
  • Earth on the Brink of Ice Age
  • Soviet Cosmonauts Burn Their Eyes in Space for USSR's Glory
  • Man Dismembers His Wife By Mistake
  • The Tower of Babel of the European Left
  • Obama: Deceiver, Cheat, Swindler, Liar, Fraudster, Con Artist
  • Israel: You Are Serbia Now
  • Our Santa Claus Is Better Than Yours

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